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ally CHRE w Buckeye Catalogue. poultry raising. Tells '9 eggs in winter and Odin 1119 being made ultn umfits are being ltms and Brooders. t 01 mm agricultural nultn raiser What in- :se and the answer is 9 [V GS. 'dware Co., Limited Thursday, latch 11, 1.. 'WO-OI \\ “I is. w tario ; 69c. Reporting the curling match at Wlalkerton Tm, Bill“ of last week, The Telescope Says: No rinks of curlers came over on the (L P. R. freight train from Durham on Tuesday evening and plaved a double match at ten ends each with the locals The visitors; were real players and good fellows; The scores were all small indicating clme competition. but the Durham- iles had the Ion end of the tally. Afterwards. re reehments were served by the ladies including Mrs. McKinnon. Mrs. Harley. Miss Me- Phail and Miss Smith. Fix-Reeve Calder. on behalf of his teammates, took occasio to thank the Walker- ton Club {0 their hospitality. Seo- retary-Treasurer W. George McCal- lllm replied on behalf of the locals. The score was: Durham . Henderson . “" I lsnn 0. Hahn Georg» FPnUm Skip 8 .l. S. )Icllraith .l. Aldrod .l. H. Hunter \V. GlaMPr Skip 8 'l'. andorson H. “Mann 0. Hahn die-org" Fpnton ‘ Skip M .l. S. Mcllraith .1. Alcll‘ml .l. H. Huntor W. Culdvr On Thursday aftornoon. three. rinks rumo- ow-l' horn from Walker- ton and pklyod afternoon and oven- in: unmwz with tho following results: ink-non but '03. Ian Thu-Ida! light. After-noel: Games \Valkvrtnn Dr J. le’huil (I. C. 1‘ .l. )Ivfiutt'hnnn J. S. P. Lath-tus Dr. .I. Lo-Hnm' \V. .\. No-lsun “L H. McCallum .l. )lt'Kimmn L. .‘h-Namara J. Hum: .l. Mc'Phail Wultpr Smith ‘1. Smith Walkprton .l. )lcPhail .l. .‘lctlutchmn ' l’. Lamlwrlus .l. 1.6?th Skip 7 .\. No-lsun W. H. MHz-Ilium .l. NIvKilllmll l.. )lvNamara Skin 9 J. Hugs: .l. )lvPhail W. Smith «2. Smith J. Hum; V. NODIP' .l. )lc'Phail .l. McGowan W. Smith S. MrBMh {2. Smith (I. .‘l. McLachlun Skip It) Skip M .U‘tm' tlw M'e-ning ganw. Hm I. 0. h. E. pro-warm! :1 splo'ndid lunch.i \Vlm'h was wry much apm-Pciatodl and a Mary mm of thanks was pro- pom! hx' Hm Walknrton curlm's to Hw lamina and the Durham club. I l I I fl lw nmlvr «lay a fl'it‘n' of mine. Hp say, "Bataan“ to me; "\V')‘ «1011' you 80 upon the rink. Fur sm‘ Bunspivl?" says he. "hm-0's plaintm‘ chair for sit upon, Du .plat‘o“. she’s nicn and warm:” And so at lm‘ I tink I go. Shv can't d" mp no harm. \\ :1“. dat is do mus' foolish game I nmor \ 4 did 399. PM all ilo'm m9n “as \911 so loud, I link «low {:0 craZ99. hm haw «l9 stnnn lik9 big spoetoon, .\n show it “id (191' ban , hut \\ \ d9 g9t so mooch 9301“. I vanimt und9rsland. Do man down at do nodor on‘ Is put, his broom downâ€"so. An' do hoyoll: “Nowtakdatice”â€" Dat‘s foolish ting you know. Ho cannot tak do ice away. Sho‘s frozon down so hard: But still ho yell. fYos {alto her out, I "I' I {grotâ€" fi'an dr card." .-\11‘ see dem teller sweep de broom, For w‘y I cannot tell: Dvrr is no dirt upgqfie ice... And den some teller yellâ€" “Yrs. hold her up"-â€"say w‘at he mpan'? Madam's no} den-q at all. . .. .xdl'1"}'£{é'£r§rs'éil'e In de gallerie. I do not see her fall. All sorts of teller play dat game; Dere's some dat’s.thin and long. An' some dat's mabe short and stout; An‘ some dat‘s purty strong. I But w'en dey yell. do stout man’s “wide." An‘ man dat‘s long and tall “He's narrow sure.” I do not. tink-râ€" I stand for dat at all. t I wonder w‘at dat name he mean? Wall “Hon” in French. she’s oogwd'QV An‘ “Spiel” is Scotch for de his talk; Dat‘s w’at. I understand. I s‘poae she‘s sort of halt-breed name, I spike de way I feel-â€" . I watch datgamefor two tree night. I link she’s mostly “Spiel.” BAPTISTB AT THE BONSPBIL Bonnâ€"Did you ei'er witness your WHO} Win? . Parkâ€"«Yes; I witness It every day of my life. ‘ Skip 9 Skip 9 Skip 8 Skip Evening Games A. C. Grabill W. N. McCutcheon Ralph Kruegor Skip 4 Joe McPhail John McPhail Walter Smith Clarence Smith Skip 5 H. McGlenning W. R. School! George McCallum “scar Swindt Ski p 7 \V. Crawford (I. C. Micldlebro‘ J. S. )lcllraith Dr. Pickering \\ S Hunter Skip 16 l‘. Hpndorson H. (.1 0% Toni Motllncklin W. Calder Skip 17) H. Mnorhoad S. l). Croft. U. Hahn (L Fenton Skin 17 .luhn Hogg P. Lambertus Jnhn Lettner Skip 8 Walkerton \\'. Calder J. H. Hunter Skip ll Durham (3 Darling \. H. do 10ml Durham \V. Adams g‘ldrpd anlt‘tt. Fvntnn Recently at the first annual Am- erican Education Week Exposition in New York. an address was made by Dr. Thomas Darlington, former Health Commissioner of New York. Dr. Darlington offered what he called his “Ten Health Comand- merits.” They were: 1. Keep your mouth closed when breathing also when angry. '2. Drink cool water with your meals, also between them. 3. .Bathe daily, a shower if pos- sible. 1:. Bat slowly, this leads to eating sparingly. Make your meal a cere- monial pleasure. 5. Exercise daily and breathe deeply while so doing. but avoid nvol‘ mun-lion and never eat when 5. Exercise deeply while nvpr exm‘tion fatigued. iness while eating. 7. Wer ten hours. sleep eight and use the balance for recreation and meals. Always rest on Sunday. 8. Ever keep a contented mind. Equanimity means longevity. 9. Neglect no portion of the body. Employ a physician to examine you at regular intervals and so watch for - - .. In--.” mu: imam i“ [UEUIGI HIV! 5 Vuuu .....,- w- the beginnings of disease and build up I'esistem'e and pay some atten- tion to his opinion and direction. to. Moderation in all things. "The enfc‘ircem’ent of law is bet- ter done by education than by pen- nlties." said Dr. Darlington. “Eighty to ninety [percent of the. infectious diseases originate in the mouth. where the bacteria breeds. There would not he so many bacteria if people- would hrush their teeth rot‘tenm'. and there would be fewer sore throats. There would be much less tonsilitis in children if their teeth were brushed before going to bed. Brush your teeth seven times IH‘LJ. In Ina-u .v U\.. . ‘_ ‘ --- , a day. hof0r0_ and after each mm] and lwfm'p gmng to 139d.” Canada's tourist industry is bring- ing millions of new money into the country says an exchange. \Ve doubt it any other business returns sucht e satisfactory margin of net. profit to in relation to the. drain upon the country's resources. Tourists are usually satisfied to look at our na- tural attractions without depleting tilt‘nl~â€"â€"t‘\‘t‘ll the activities of the en- thusiastic fishermen and hunters are no? serious in relation to the total populations of our streams and for-- o\.~‘t.~‘-â€"â€"â€"ami they are more anxious to :exehnnge their dollars for service- omt entertainment than for row ma-. ‘ tel‘tals‘. 'I‘hn Imuist. lmsinnss is only in its lwginning I‘m Canai'Iaâ€"if [)l‘UDe!‘ mvthmis sun nmplnvmi tnvncouraigo it. I ndnulflmllx we can learn sumo thing frnm t‘XDPI‘iOlH‘PS of n ‘hm‘ muntrivs: Hm following item is from a F Im'ida newspaper: .“The tourist. ("an be a profitable, person indeed. The enly thing that. must. be avoided is the overcharging ml the willing Spemlers. This is in- deed all too prevalent. and will 31-- ways reael, sooner 01' later. to the clelriment of the resort so overcharg- ing. Auto tourists. especially. are a clannish bunch. and once a loca- tion guts tho rpputatinn for “milk- ing“ the passing public. them the tourists avoid that locality as the plague)? \ n no, ' j- __-L2-‘- t’luF \C\ This is a tip from Florida which should be taken seriously in Canada. Not. only do we want our visitors to come bark again. but the most ef- fective advertising our resorts can have is the spoken good word of those who have been there. And on the other hand. killing ofl‘ the tourist. crop if our visitors go away disgruntled and spread the story that. they have been overcharged for supplies or entertainment.â€" Chesley Enterprise. One. day a farmer went to the country fair. and his hard-working wife remained at home to see that the. farm sufl'ered no loss during his absence. He returned about dark, roming out on the porch, he inquired: “I‘m about tired out, Mary. Is the cows in the barn?” “Yes. long since.” replied the wife. “Is the bosses unharnessed ,an’ fed?" 66Yes.97 "“Fowls locked up?” “Yes.” ““Ewood chopped for mornin’?” Q. 7e8.99 “Be them ducks plucked an’ ready for market?” "Wiéon wheel mended an’ ready to start hauling wood tomorrow morning?” .“'Afl ” -‘v “Well. then.” he concluded, with a sigh of relief; “let me have my supper. Mary. and I'll turn in. Farmin' is Insignia; to tell on me." Man‘s inhumanity to man makes countless thousands wonder if the label is genuine. - w. Never roador transact any bus- A TIP FROM THE SOUTH OF HEALTH EVEN WELL-EARNED REST bootlegger’s ketbook â€"- notwith- standing all is evidence, I‘m agreeâ€" e ing wi the M. D.-â€"you can‘t catch a cold It is the cold that catches p you. There must be a lot of slow- ' pokes in town, then, judging by the f number who have been caught. To t these, poor unfortunates, I want to t give some advice before they run 1 to the doctor with the usual an- I nouncement, “Oh, dotter. I’ve a naw- ‘ lul told in my bet.” First, if you i have a cold, you do not want, the natural thing to do is to give it 1 away. If one person won't take it .1 all. divide it in small portions and j pass it out to everybody you meet. , When talking to anybody, be sure to get as close to them as possible ’ and talk directly in their faces. This plan seldom fails. Another good » way to give away a cold is to wait until you are surrounded by a num- ,. her of people who cannot escape, and . then uncork a real healthy sneeze. Two sneezes will give better results. Coughing down the hack of people’s l necks in movie shows is certain to ‘ bring results. The germs. once down a person‘s hack. can’t find their way out. so take up housekeeping and ' raise a family right where they are. Here's another bright thought: Pick 1 up and kiss every baby you meet. 1 Hundreds of women give their colds away in this manner. If you’re 1. young enough to have a beau or a belle. you’ve a dandy method of giv- '. ing away a cold first hand. Make a a bridge of your lips. and the germs‘ P will do the rest. This is another d guaranteed plan. And if you want. - to be real generous when it comes to sharing your cold with others. you might combine some of the _ above suggested methods. Of course 1' few people will thank you for giving ; them a nice fat. cold. but. then every- 1-; thing good for us. is being forced on i us these days by eluhs. associations e and governments whether we want if it or notâ€"so don‘t be stingy with h your cold. Pass it. around. 5 Of particular interest was the re- oont discussinn in the House of clummons of the two-party system in Federal politics, for it gave to Hon. (Mn-go P. Graham. Minister of Railways and Canals, to Rt. Hon. Ar- thur Mcighen and to two or three members 01' the ng‘mssiw grnun an Opportunity to state clearly the attitude of the various groups to the present political systgm. _ “I agrco with the Loadcr of thc Opposition” (Mr. Moighen), said Mr. (iraham. "to a large extent. that all over Canada. even among mcmhcrs of thc two formor parties, thorn is a disposition to form ourselves into geographical units. Dcpntatins como to tho. (‘loyci°nmmt.. cycry day from tlitl‘orcnt parts of Canada with scc- itional Vicws. I am not. using tho word in any tlcrogatoryscnsc. but. wc socm to have gotten away from tho iitoa of tho old Fathcrs of Confcd- oration that wc arc to makc a grcat Canada of this. country by, if you will. a policy of compromises, so far as that is ncccssary. hctweon tho i'litl‘crcnt parts of this country. I think wo aro making: a mistake. Day by day, ministers of tho crown arc approached from the angle of only one part, of _Canada. - “Perhaps I am in favnr of tho two old parties." said Mr. Graham. “or of two parties at all events. not the ‘old’ ones. because I think they are. as young as thnsn that. are called youngm‘: but I am in favor of two parties as the host system of gov- ernment. 'But that is for the peo- ple to say, not for me.” In a public school recently the children were called upon to write an essay. and at the appointed time. little Hugh submitted an effusion on the ark. in which he made the state- ment that Noah fished one day for about five minutes. When the teach- er looked over the composition. she was not. a little puzzled. She could not understand why anybody fond of piscatorial sport should give up in so short a time. “Hugh,” ,she re- marked. looking up from the essay. ”you say that Noah fished for only five minutes?” “Because." was the prompt explanation of Hugh, “he. didn’t have but. two worms.”â€"Har- per’s Weekly. “I say. Bob” said an acquaint- ance “why did the foreman sack you yqsterdayf?” ' "Weâ€"“3'66 know,” was the reply; “3 foreman is one who sulfids around and watches his pug yorklfl _ “I know; but what’s that got to do with it?" “Why, he got jealous of me! Peo- ple thought I was the foreman.” Water! Water! Water! 'hllsGodleallluti? in well-known doqtorfau- Why take a chance and use water that is polluted and unfit for domestic nee, when fiffé Water can be had“; having a well drilled. e handle Pumps and Pump Re- pants. THE PARTY SYSTEM WHEN NOAH FISHED ED. J. PRATT THE DURHAM CHRONICLE “th is. a It phrase?” someone once, as ed. “Something we all repeat like perrou, wntpom. knowing its real origin or meaning,‘ was the reply of the cynie; and to a certain extent. be; wee eight. _ -vv â€"â€" __ How my of us, for instance, can tell how those common phrases “tuft hunters” and “iools’ paradise” nose? We have an idea that the former refers to the person who seeks the society and apes the manner of the “Uppen Ten;" but why “tuft?” And why “paradise” for the fool who shuts his eyes to threatening tron- bles and dangers. satisfied with the enjoyment of the_ moment.“ - I-Al_-._ As a matter of fact, the latter phrase originated in the theological: argument that there is a place for tools just outside paradise, while the term “tuft hunting” took its rise at the Universities of Oxford and Cam- bridge, where at one time the young noblemen wore a peculiarly-formed >cap with a tuft, which presumably [attracted hangers-on. ' 'vvâ€" "â€"wâ€"v_â€" _ “Hobson’s choice” arose from the fact that Hohson, a noted carrier in Cambridge, would only let out his horses and coaches for hire in rota- tion, refusing to allow his customers to choose, a customer being com- pelled to take the horse nearest the door. Thus it became customary, when anything was forced upon one, to s_ay_ f‘Hohson's choice”. vv vâ€" vâ€"v'â€"_ _ “Eating humble pie” is a phrase‘ which really arose from the corriip- ‘ tion of the word “umhles” or "num~ bles," the coarser parts of a deer killed in hunting, which, when made into a pie, were formerly reserved for the lower hunt servants; while “cooking his goose“ is a phrase which originated when the King of Sweden, on approaching a hostile town. excited the contempt of the iinhabitants by the smallness of his army. To express this. they hung out. a goose for him 'to shoot at, whereupon the king set fire to the ltown to “cook their goose." Long ago unscrupulous peeple used to take a cat. tied in a bag to market, where they tried to sell it for a pig. If, however, a purchaser opened the bag before buying. the eat, of course, jumped out. display- ing the fraud. Hence the term “let- ting the cat out of the bag.” d fi___..- ‘I vâ€". “Going to the dogs” comes from the East. where dogs are scaven- gers of the streets, and become so unclean as to be unfit to touch; while the expression, “Tell it to the marines.” used to show disheliel‘ in the truth of a story. arose from the fact that when the marines first went afloat. they were naturally ra- ther “green” concerning nautical affairs, and someone who related a very tall yarn was told to “tell it. to the marines.” the idea being that {they_could he more easily gulled. I “_A‘ ‘L- dlL-‘nf‘l‘ -“ 'r It" is a curious fact that the phrase, “Bald as a badger,” owes its origin to authors of the past who had no exact kanVlOde of natural history. and who, because the forehead of a badger is covered with smooth white hairs. came 'to the. COHCIUSiOn that is was bald. Years ago. a thoatrical managm'nf the bogus typo had in his comâ€" pany an actor whose strong point was the Ghost. in "Hamlet.” If his salary was not fortliruming (in Sat- urday, this actor would oxclaim. “Thnn tl‘w ghost. won‘t. walk tonight." a phrase which is still used by art- ors on pay tlzn' and which pruvic‘lvs‘ a striking illustration of how a casual rvmark hocnmos a common saying. A L, Pat’s Remedy Irish wit is a wnll-hoad that. has newr boon knmvnto run dry. Pat, McGuire had hm‘n misbvhaving. and appparod livfnro his cnmmanding 0fâ€" ficer for thr third time, charged with being drunk. f _ killing the largest number of moun-‘ tein lions, said recently, “It 1 bed a million dollars. I would still hunt mountain lions.” He said in gym otthe fact thnt he tramps e hu re.) miles for every lion he gets, thnt he wade: through snowdnfts, fords streams, leaps chums end goes hun- ’gry often and sleeps men a night under the open sky. To im these hardships mean nothing. The life he lives to him is the ideal one. any yourmpeoo le. if they are asked what or] would do ify they had a million dol us. would prompt- ly answor th_a__t they would give up their jobs. Thu is the first thing that enters their mind, the joy of being free from the drudgery of their everyday task. It is no won- der that the mu’ority of young folk who feel this way are not getting along very fast Ullfllmwm Some of you, if you had a mil- lion dollars, would not stop work, but would change jobs. It may be that. you haxe a position in a dri- goods store, when you would li e an outdoor calling. Or perhaps you are keeping books when you long to be a journalist. I! that is the way you feel about it. do not wait for the million dollars. but change now. Y‘Olll chances for success are a hundied times as good in the work that appeals to you as in that “hit‘h Themwho holds (heregondfor Woodsâ€"Donnelly.-â€"At the Presby- terian Manse. Durham. Wednesday. March 4th. by the Rev. W. H. Smith. Grace. daughter of Mr. and Mrs. James Donnelly of Durham. to Mr. Elmer Woods of Hanover. CARD 0!" THANKS I wish to take. this opportunity of thanking the people of McWil- liams and vicinity for their liberal patronage during the past season. and trust that the same good busi- ness feelings may-exist next year should I return as. uyer and lumber acaler for John H. Burrell of Hanover. â€"-John Murdick. Hanover. Ont. HARRIS!) “II, V! Wm would "amino N You '1“ . mi mun-s do your hat“ T118 DURHAM CLUB OF mm is holding a mom evening on lon- day evening, Much 16. £925. a the Queqn__lnry"l‘eu Rooms. 32 King St. (fat. Tot-ohm. SPRINGS SUPREIIE STYLES PRE- senting but: that no (36¢an for Misses. Luiies md Matt-om. um emot p9 surpuaed in either style ‘â€" J:M|--. - 8a.. In. uâ€"Eweu Lawrence sale of horses and full livery outfit. at corner South and Queen Streets. Durham. Sale at. 2 o‘clock. Nine months‘ credit. Alex. McDonlll Auctioneer. See bills. -â€"v-' â€"â€"â€"â€"â€"' v â€" hold furniture: chi, in. her residence. Lamblon Strm‘t. Durham. Sale at 2 o‘clock. H. Brigham, Auctioneer. See bills. Schltz’s Pup Tile Co. 106710! ma it. TILE ALWAYS ON HAN!) Sizesfi, 8, 10, 12, 15, 16, 18, 26 in. ORIENT BRICK FOR SALE Agents f or neutron Gram Separator: PUMPS PUMP REPAIRING Promptly Attended to and all work Guaranted. OPPOSITE HIGH SCHOOL PAGE t.