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medy lshasva. Uni; 1h. Writing 1e to tcil you s done me. I all kinds of rowel trouble irom work a tartcd taking 'Fmit-a-tives’ :1 Trouble adiant health Lv overcomes dney troubles remedy that he juices of ind combined "GIad-to-bc-- zit-a-tives” a b. If you are with bladder t-a-tives” to- :re. Rrham. Ls. on Page 7. . four years '6 never felt wares resent round. 011% a very terms 8.00 RE 1.10 arts 3. ,ppfied , Ont. on be her 1, 1927 .- ooo-s 1;)0‘;) \V {I l 1927 50 111 0f rot to qui to those 1.15 1.15 VV .. have no idea why these dates annot be issued correctly from the [1. partment, but it 15 a curious fact that they are not and although the mistakes are not frequent, them are usuallV enough of them to destroy gunfiidence in the balance of the list We publish this list below, but are in no way responsible for its (r'onectness. It is as we have 1-.ceiVied it at this office and is, to 111,. best of our knowledge, correct. -\11V'VVaV, it is authentic. .- {Vinston ............ Sept. 27 and 28 \11cast111" ............ Sept. 27 and 28 -\1"thu1 .............. Sept. 30, Oct. 1 “ton .............. Sept. 30, Oct. 1 I»1'i' den ..................... Sept. 27 Brussels ................ Oct. 6 and 7 1~my1ield ............. Sept. 27 and 28 Belmont .................... Sept. L7 For the first time in a gOOd many wars The Chronicle publishes be- fow a partial list of the dates of Fall Fairs throughout this section of Ontario, as issued by the Ontario Department of Agriculture. At one time this was a regular column in 0,“. paper, but the dates were so am,“ wrong and caused so much confusion that we stopped the prac- tice During the past couple of rears we have been asked fre- {piently why we have discontinued me publishing of these dates, and as the news 15 apparently of in- mwst to a good many of our read- m-;. we give below a partial list as issued by the Superintendent, J Lm-kie Wilson. Alvinston ............ Sept. 27 and 28i3 Ancestor ............ Sept. 27 and 28 . Arthur .............. Sept. 30, Oct. 1 ; Ayton .............. Sept. 30, Oct. 1 4 It'lgden ..................... Sept. 27 : Brussels ................ Oct. 6 and 7 ' Hayfield ............. Sept. 27 and 28 . Belmont .................... Sept. 27 lâ€"llvnheim ................ Oct. 17â€"19 lilyth ............... Sept. 27 and 28 Burford ................ Oct. 4 and 5 . lialedonia ............... Oct. 6 and 7. ' tillatsworth ........... Oct. 13 and 14 ulwsley .............. Sept. 29 and 30 cilill'oml ............ Sept. 27 and 28 «le'vllingwood ........... Sept. 27 «Inux'tland .................... Oct. 6 17).»lawal'e .................... Oct. 12 lh'u-clwster......L ............ Oct. 5 Dresden ................ Sept. 28â€"30 lu‘unihu ............. Sept. 27 and 28 lmndalk ............. Sept. 29 and 30 lmngannon ............. Oct. 6 and 7 i-llmvale ................... Oct. 3â€"5 l-Zmlu‘o ........................ Oct. 6 Erin ............ ' ........ Oct. 6 and 7 lisst-x ................ Sept. 28. Oct. 1 Florence ............... Oct. 6 and 7 l’nrt Erie .................. Oct. 3-45 «Humvee. ................ Oct. 5 and 6 UOI'I‘ie ........................ Get. 1 Hum-ow .................. Oct. 10â€"11 Highgate ............... Oct. 7 and 8 HULS'I‘EIN .......... Sept. 27 and 28 lldwrton .................... Sept. 28 lnum'soll ............ Sept. 29 and 30 Jarvis ............... Sept. 29 and 30 Kirkton ................. Oct. 4 and 5 Lako-tiold ............ Sept. 27 and 28 Loomington ............... Oct. 3â€"7 Lion‘s Head ............. Oct. 5 and 6 Listowel ............ Sept. 26 and 27 Lucknow ............ Sept. 29 and 30 )Iax'kdale ............... Oct. 4 and 5 Melbourne .................... Oct. 4 Merlin ............... Oct. 10 and 11 Milverton ............ Sept. 29 and 30 Mitchell ............. Sept. 27 and 28 Mount Bl‘ydges ............... Oct. 7 Muncey. (United Indianl ............. Sept. 27 and 28 Ncu‘wich ............ Sept. 27 and 28 Ohsweken .............. Sept. 28â€"30 mvon Sound ............... Oct. 6â€"8 Paisley ................. Sept. 27â€"28 Palmerston ............. Oct. 6 and 7 lM-t Elgin ........... Sept. 30. Oct. 1 l’I‘iccville ............... Oct. 6 and 7 Rillgetonn ............... Oct. 11â€"13 Ripley ............... Sept. 27 and 28‘ Rockton .............. Oct. 11 and 12 Rodney ................. Oct. 3 and 4 St. Marys ............... Oct. 6 and 7 Sarnia .................. Sept. 28â€"30 Strathroy ............... Sept. 26â€"27 Tara. .. ................. Oct. 4 and 5 T'avistock ........... Sept. 26 and 27 Teeswater .............. Oct. 4 and § Thamesville ............ Oct. 4 and g Thedford ....... '...'..Sept. 26 and 21 Thorndale ........... Sept. 26 and 27 Tiverton ...................... Oct. 4 Toronto............Aug. 27. Sept. 12 l'nderwood ................ Sept. 29 Wallacetown ......... Oct. 11 and 12 Walter’s Falls ....... Sept. 27_-'and. 28 lruuuaux ............. ucyb. Imngannon.............Oc i‘lix‘nvale...... ....... ..... limbro .......... lirin ............ ' ...... ..0( I‘ZSM’X ........... . . . . .Sept. Flormce...............OC' Fnrt, Erie............ ..... Hlvncoe ........ ........Oc GOI‘I‘ie ...... Hana“ ..... .............( Highgate. ..............Oc HUISTEIN..........Sept. Humton ...... ............ 111;:01‘5011 ............ Sept. .X;u'\'is...............Sept. l{i1'kt0n...... ...... .....O Lam-field”..........Sept. Loamington...”.........‘ Lion's Head.. ..... ......O T'avistock ......... Teeswater ........ Thamesville ...... Thedford ....... '. . Thorndale ........ Ti‘v erton .......... Toronto .......... I nderw ood ....... Wallacetown ..... Walter’s Falls. . . . \Vaterford ........ \Vatford .......... “ GILCL D L‘ulluoooouuv Waterford ........... v. .6512. 4 and 5 Watford ............ ....0ct. 5 and 6 Welland ................ Sept. 27â€"â€" Windham Centre ........... Sept. 29 Wingham ............... Oct. 6 and 7 THE GOOD OLD WHAT A DAYS, BUT DIFFERENCE NOW Sixty years ago beer] was five cents a‘ glass and the lunch was from nth " Eggs were three dozen for a quarter and mllk five cents a quart. The butcher gave away liver for the cat. and treated the kldS to bol- (52118. , The hired girl .was satistieq “1m 52 a week and dld the washmg. Women did not powder, paint, s‘mnke, play poker or do the Charles- NH}. FALL FAIR DATES 1927' T he men wore boots d whisk- vr's. chewed tobacco and s at on the sidewalks, worked eleven hours a «lay and never went on strike. .-\ kerosene lamp and a stereopti- "on in the parlor were luxuries. zwndicitisz folk lived to a good old :22” just. the same. and walked. miles. 'l’o-day nearly everybody rides 1n automobiles. plays poker, shoots "Y'all. plays the piano with theieet. we: to the moyies. smokes Cigar- wiles. drinks home-made hootch at lo-n dollars a bottle and growls at ’he H. C. L. They seldom go to bed the same day as they get up, and think they are having a heck of a 1m». . This is the day of short skirts. 3011;: profits. legs and bootlegs, ex- :wnsix-e taxes and prohibition. ‘ Mixed His Cues 11”!» Jnnks upon his wedding day \ Was a most excited creature;_ Hv handed his bride the marmage fee - And tried to kiss the preacher. Thursday, September 22, 1927 FHCOOOOOOOOO Hoooooooooo. was satisfied with NEW ENGLAND PURITAN REIGNS 0N SUNDAYS The Puritan in Massachusetts still‘ has one day all his own and that Is Sunday. All kinds of public en- tertainments appearing on that day have to undergo many changes in their week-day programs, says the New: York Times. On week-days the institution of “home rule” for Cities and towns leaves the Mayor and Boards of Selectmen to deter- mine the character of entertain- ments. Boston, for example, has a board of censors made up of the Mayor, Commissioner of Police and Chief Justice of -the Municipal Court. They supervise the theatres and motion pictures from Monday to Saturday. But when the Sabbath sun rises, the law of the’ Common- wealth becomes supreme and the rigid Puritan censor has his sway. In movnng pictures and plays, brutality and incidents “tending to mate crime” are gexpurgated for Sunday audiences by order of the State Department of Public SafetY~ The statutes of Massachusetts set forth that whatever performance is to be given on the Lord’s Day (the statutory designation) must be viewed in advance if it is a picture or described in detail if it is. a stage show. A small "mowe" theatre [has been fitted up at the State House and there the reels are "lire-viewed”. The word of the censor is final. Marriage and the Censor "How did you get by \vitii_‘Tlie Covered Wagon?’ ” one exhibitor was asked. "On Sundays we killed fewer In- dians,” he replied. _'\ In "The Thief of Bagdad” only one cut was required for Sunday showings. That was the scene in the very beginning when the thief- hero, pretending to be asleep in the market place skilfully purloins the purse of a rich man who happens to stroll by. Screened thievery is not allowed on the Lord’s Day. In another film two robbers plundered a country savings bank located on the street tloor. They first enter- ed the second story. cut away the flooring and lowered themselves into the bank office. The display of the burglars” resourcefulness was omitted Sunday. There was a film that told of a doughboy’s romance in France. The couple were un- married and after his return to America a child was born. The censor insisted that on Sundays it be shown conclusively that a mar- riage had been performed before the child was born. Inasmuch as the couple were married at the end. they had the benfit of clergy twice on the Sabbath. but only once on week-days. One may not sing a song in a Sunday Vaudeville performance in Massachusetts except under its "correct title”. "The program.” the law says. “must. show in detail the nature of the entertainment. the correct titles of moving pictures. the correct. titles of all songs. the names of artists and. a description of the dress worn: also when a dramatic or operatic production or sketch forms. a part. of the enter- tainment. a synopsis in duplicate of each and every such drama. opera or sketch must be furnishel.” Rigid rules govern the most min- ute details of acting and stage me- chanism. “Females.” the law stipu-w ulates. “shall not appear in male attire. Males shall not. appear in female attire except by special per- mission oi the commissioner. Comedy. tramp or similar or ridic- ulous costumes will not be per- mitted. . . . Changes of scenery shall not be permitted during the {performance provided that nothing in the foregoing shall be construed as prohibiting the raising and lowering of the curtain or suitable and appropriate drops or drapes. .. Performers appearing upon the stage shall wear street or evening dress or such costumes as the com- missioner may approve.” Jazz But No Dancing At the amusement parks barkers are required to be silent "except within the confines of an inclosed Summer park to which admission is .obtained upon payment of money or other valuable consideration.” Moreover, “persons shall not be permitted to attract the attention permitted NOBLE’S GARAGE SERVICE High-test Gas No Extra Charge ‘ Have You Tried m no KNOCK IMPERIAL on. co. GASOLINE Sold at NOBLE’S GARAGE Rules are Rigid of the public by oral announcements or by ‘ballyhooing’, so called, at. the entrance of any place of entertain- ment, nor shall any musical device or otherinstrument be played at any such entrance.” One may hear jazz, but “dancing in any form and contortion acts will not be permit- ted.” In many other ways are Mas- sachusetts citizens required to be more sombre at amusement places on Sunday. Temples of fun may not use the compressed air devices which blow oti' straw hats or disarrange cloth- ing, the law decreeing that “me- chanical apparatus for the dis- charge of compressed air shall not be permitted, except upon special approval of the Commissioner 01' Public Safety.” Fortune telliig, horoscope reading and the practise of palmistry by gypsies are forbid- den. No suggestion of gambling is tolerated. “Games of chance”, says the law, “at which a prize is offer- edâ€"any game where money is ex- posed as a prize or inducement. wheels of chance andjingle boardsâ€" shall not be permitted. ’ Merry- â€"go- round§ lime to suspend their musu: 101‘ the (lav. Ring pulling and candy -pulling in connection with them are not permitted. HOW TO COOK CORN; RECIPE FOR CORN RELISH This is the season for com, the one dish that cooked rightly, al- most m on Canadian 10Ves. An ex- cellent houseVVife tells us that com should be fieshlv gatheied out of the garden, if youc a1e fmtunate to have one and that the husks should be left on until the last minute beiore you put the corn into boiling VVate1. She saw that the water should not be salted as the salt toughens the com. TW'elVe min- utes is long enough to boil the corn but the VV ate-1 should be 1eallv boil- ing all the time. 1115 au Luu Luuc. Here is a good corn relish: Take 18 ears of sweet corn, 1 small ”cab- bage. 1 cup of clmpped celery, 4 onions, 3 large peppers. 1 quart of Vinegar. 2 cups of brown sugar, half a cup of salt, 3 tablespoons of mus- tard. Blanch the corn for two min- utes and cut the kernels from the ear. ChOp and then combine the other ingredients and cook alto- gether until tender. about half an hour. Seal in sterilized glass jars. \\\a %\\\§N\% \xxw.» N0 93w u§§xwx WNW 0N\N\B ck \NWVV QWRN Qfix \wa .ww‘m\%\ 93%.)“. $56 §§§N Wham“ §§\\ Q‘wa \kw QWK§§§AV \NAS. Palmistry Forbidden THE DURHAM CHRONICLE Is not a lady swimmer clad in half an inch of grease ostentatious- ly overdressgfi?â€"Tor0nto Mail and Empire. Love is the thing that‘makes a fellow want to pay a girl‘s board bill when he can’t pay his own.â€"- Ottawa Journal. Some peeples signatures are so undecipherable that they might just as “ell saxe time and sign their names with 13; crossâ€"The Out- 00 '. Nothing attractive about the photos of those Lake Ontario mara- thon mermaids, but fortunately beauty is only axlegrease deep.â€" Border Cities Star. The unwritten law has got many a man out of trouble, and the un- written love letter has kept many a one from getting into it.â€"â€"Montrea1 Star. About as sane a thing as a man can do is to make a will. Then it can be contested 0n the ground that he was mentally incompetent.â€" Oshnwa’ Times. Miss Megan Lloyd Gemge has de- clined an invitation to run 1‘01 p31 liament. She plobably thinks that one in the family is quite sufficient. â€"B1antf01d Exposiim. Societx women are like saladsâ€"a great deal depends upon the dress- my. â€"_â€"Chicag0 Nous. nus-nâ€"uluuuggu Jr \\ 3. Labor men are now saying, with Byron. "Here’s a health to thee. Tom Moore.”â€"Toronto Telegljam. A true friend is one who knows how good-for-nothing you are and keeps it to himself.â€"Sa’n Diego Union. Paying ('{a'sh f01'.yo.ur coal“ before your 103 13111 is pald gs hard on the we mamâ€"St. Catharmes Standard. When Miss Agnes Macphail and Hon. E. C. Drury take the platform to abuse each othex the electoxs may feel assured that VV.hat thev say about each other is probablV largelv true .â€"Toronto Tel_eg1m. W CRISP COMMENT W. 0. Partridge in charge of the GOVe1nment Liquor store at. Barrie, proposes to see that permits for liquors are not abused, he states. Already he has refused to sanction further supplies to about a dozen permit holders whose cards show ed that they had been getting unrea- sonable quantities. M11.Pa1t11idge has also refused to supply some permit holders. VVho, in his opinion, are not fit persons to hold permits His replv to the protests of such is that they can appeal to the Liquo1Board. Almost ev1e1y daV lists ire received from the board showi g 40 to 50 cancellations of permits in the province. OLD QUEEN’S HOTEL . GLOSBS DOORS TO PUBLIC The Queen 3 Hotel, Toronto’s old- est large hostelry, closed Sunday morning, just after breakfast. The old hotel, which had been in. exis- tence since 1833, will be dismantled to make room for the ne\ 26â€"storex ganfidian Pacific Hotel, t e Roxal or . - For nearly 70 years the Queen’s Hotel has harbored guests of all creeds and colors from royalty to race-track followers. Many old fam- ilies of Ontario who never stayed anywhere else when they visited the city will 'have to find other quarters. WILL STOP PERMITS Keep It a Secret Peggy: “Daddy, darling, when Peter and I are married. may I take the piano to our new house?” - Daddy: “Most certainly; but I would not tell Peter till after- Wards.” Tenders for" installing warm air heating system in Durham Town Hall are being called for by the PrOperty Committee. Specifications and information can be had at, the Clerk’s office. Tenders to be in Clerk’s hands not later than Sept. 30th. Lowest or any tender not. u '0 In} H 92 necessarily acrmm-s ‘Doub le and Triple Hichzess Above is straight view of Brantiord Super-Tite Slates, showing triple thickness in ‘4 . - shaded area. Made in four fade- -:-.- , less colors and when laid give an appealing “keystone” effect. Brnntford Roofing Co. Limited Brantford, Out. 93 Stock Carried, Information Furnished and Service on Brantford Roofing rendered by :Ev‘,’ J. H. Harding, TENDERS WANTED (r.'S.H1'.\"I1-:Ee.. Chairman Property Com. FOR. LIQUOR ABUSE Beauty, strength, fire-resistance -â€"you get all these in Brantford Super-Tite Slates, besides Double Thickness all over the roof and Triple Thickness over 48% of the roof. Special Lock Butt prevents bulging and curling. Who is away ‘ awayfmmhome.the m animfiekest 3?? people nowadays pu up very brave firm; of wish: isofoourggbigLongDié- and self-reliant, but their hurts still thum faster when they hear ad’s or Mother’s voice over the wire. Even whgn they go mto . busmem per- haps 1n distant cities. their nature does not into . busineas, per- haps 1n distant cities, their nature does not change With their habita- tion. The tie still holds. The dear familiar voices are just as potent. I Have a regular time to call up_the algserit i Even when they go never so rapid. The cost of Interurban Service to nearby townsâ€"within a radiue of say 25 milesâ€"is unit'ed. Ifsomearé ohe_s_ by- Logg Dist- PAGE 5.