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L’Nllu'nUy occurred last ‘I Hopviess. H'P‘s‘ hall. com- I. (.001: a high. at his depart- his friends. a lis INN'RE‘L and “'0‘ ('hap, Re- 9 -qm-m.ly :‘vpri- r and warned in the follox{': Chiropractors Graduates Canadian Chiropractic College, Toronto. Office Macfarlane Block. Durham. Day and night. phone 123. 6 Li 23tf GEORGE E. DUNCAN Licensed Auctioneer for Grey County. Sales taken on reasonable terms. Dates arranged at The Lllxmniclo ofl'ice. Geo. 1%. Duncan Dundalk, Ont, Dhmm 3'3 r 3- 31Dec28pd â€"â€"â€"â€"v, JOHN AITKBN Auctioneer, Grey and Bruce Sales promptly attended to. Sat- isfaction guaranteed. Terms on ap- plication. Phone Allan Park. Central 912315; Hanover R. R. 2. P. O. Q r :05 ~‘)_ } JWPGRANTDDSLDS donor Graduate University of Tor- onto Graduate Royal College Dental Surgeons of Ontario. Dentistry in all its branches. Office Calder Block. MillStreet, second door east. of MacBeth‘s Drug Store. Phone Physician and Surgeon. Office Lambton street, Durham, Ont. Gradu- ate University of Toronto. Eyes tested and corrected. Office hours; 2 to 5 p. m.. 7 to 9 p. m., Sundays excepted. uurham. Ontario. LUCAS 8: HENRY Barristers, Soilcitox's, etc. A mem- ory of the firm will be in Durham on l‘uvsday of each week. Appointments mny be made with the Clerk in the fâ€" l.0T 7. CON. 21. EGREMONT. THE property of the John Lawrence Es- tate. comprising 100 acres in good condition; brick house. bank barn. good water from drilled well; wind- mill: good silo; reasonable price to quick purchaser. For further par- ticulars apply to Philip Lawrence or W. J. Lawrence. Durham. Execu- tors. 2.16.tf ANYONE THINKING OF ERECTING a monument. or having inscription work done. should see me before placing their order.â€"\\'. J. McFad- den. Durham. Ont. 2.16.“ _J. L. SMITH, I. B.,I. c.P.s.o. (Mice and residence, corner of cmmtess and Lambton Streets, oppo- site old Post Office. Office hours: (H011 a..m.1.30top..,m 7to9p.m. (Sundays excepted). , . 083-012. DRS. JAMIBSQII JAIIBSOII (mice and resndence a short. dist- am-c cast of the Hahn House on Lamhwn Street, Lower Town, Dur- ham. Office hours 2 to 5 pm” 7 to is p.111. (except Sundays). The Durham IT.F.O. Live Stock Asâ€" sociation will ship stock from Dur- ham on Tuesdays. Shippers are requested to give three days” negipg. James Lawrence, Manager. wDurham is health tom-n. tion can be 0 rates. _ .. Water! Water! Water! What Is Good Health Worth? C. G. AND BESSIE McGILLIVRAY district with experienc money may obtain far! down payments if thev improvements. Apply P 40, Durham. ’nuTW.‘ *C.‘ rsé‘KEmNGTDBNTIST when. over J. 6; J. Hunter’s store, DURHAM HIGH SCHOOL Thursday, September 6, l “I VIS FOR J. H. MacQUARRIB, B. A., Barrister, Solicitor. Etc. DURHAM B1 anch (mice at. Dundalk Open null day Friday. ”l l‘lt’ [ULULwo Irham is an attractive and thy town. and good accommoda- can be obtamed at reasonable ‘ B J'. A. )1. R088. B. A” Principal. max MORRISON. Chairman. No. 5. Durham. Medical Directory. NOTICE TO FARMERS Dental Directorv Legal ‘Dz’reciorv. MONUMENTS Durham. RR. 1. i3. 3. Draw}; ALBERTA 8165 28H LATH FOR SALEâ€"APPLY ZENUS Clark. Durham. WORK WANTEDâ€"THE CHRON- xcle Job Plant is well equipped for turning. out. the finest work on short order. t! USED PIANO FOR SALE. APPLY McLaughlin’s Garage. 3,29,“. HOUSE FOR SALE IN GOOD LOCATION AND IN good state of repair. Apply at The Chronicle Office. 7 26 28M PIGS FOR SALE ELEVEN PIGS, FIVE WEEKS OLD.â€" George J. Turnbull, Hanover, Route 3, phone Allan Park. 9 6 Zpd. FOR SALE .â€"\ BARN TO PUT SMALLWARES in. 36 fret. long by '14 feet thin, the mar it. lnaks but the walls stand prim; it's a darn good barn for the shapp it's in. Apply at. Mc-Faq‘lden’s Drug Stow. FOR SALE OXFORD DOWN RAMS PURE-BRED 1 choice 2 shear ram 7 choice ram lambs. 9.6tf Walter N. Willis, Allan Park. HONBY FOR SALE FOR THE FIRST TIME IN TWENTY years we haw decided to sell lovally lOOO-ten ID. pails of our l’lll‘t) White Clover and Basswood lllm'uled honey at $1.00 per pail. \\’u will guarantee the same quality as the honey we took first prize on in London. England, in competitoin with the whole British Empire. Try it. folks: it's delic- ious and has a flavor all i_ts own.â€" FERTILIZER FOR SALE WE HAVE A CARLOAD OF SPEC- IAL Fertilizer for fall Wheat; order early and make sure of your amplyâ€"J. W. Ewen Son. 8232 HOUSE FOR SALE W. J. MCFADDEX WILL HAVE his new house. pretty well com- plc‘tt‘d by the. middle of Septem- her and anyone wishing to buy a nice comfortable home in a good lm-aiinn can secure this at a rea- sonable price. 8302 RECLEANED SEED WHEAT, $1.25 per bushel. Phone Durham 608 r 22, George Whitmore. 7 6 2. H. D. McIntyfié Sons, Bruce St. l'mrham. 8.9.6 FARM FOR RENT 150 ACRES ON PROVINCIAL HIGH- way. four miles north of Durham. Ap- to Neil McLean. Durham, route 1. ONE BALLOON TIRE, TUBE AND rim. between William Derby’s, Ben- CATTLE ESTRAY CAME TO THE PRMSES OF THE undersigned late in August. four head two-year-old cattle, red and gray. tinck and Durham. Finder leave at Chronicle ofi‘ice. Re‘ lot 9. éoficeésion 3. Normanby. ROOMERS WANTED AND FLAT rent. Apply to Mrs. I. Vickers, C afraxa street. Upper Town. SEVEN ROOKIED BRICK HOUSE ON PROPERTY FOR ARTICLES WANTED LOST AND FOUND SEED MISCELLANEOUS . FOR FOR RENT have same by applying to LOST FOR Follow‘ is a list of the fall fairs in estern Ontario, with the dates on which they will be held: Aberfoyle ............... October 3 Ailsa Craig ...... September 20-21 Alvinston ............ October 2-3 Arthur ............... October 2-3 Atwood ....... September 21-22. Aylmer ........... . September 5-7 Ayton October 3-4 Bayfleld ..... . . September 25-26 Belmont ...... September 25 Blenheim ..... October 16-18 Bly th ............ September 19-20 30th ell’s Corners September 18-19 Brigden ................ October 2 Brussels .............. October 4-5 Burford ............... October 2-3 Caledonia ....... October 4-6 Cape Croker Reserve Sept. 25-26 Chatsworth ......... October 11-12 Chesley .......... September 27-28 Goldwater ........ September 18-19 Comber .......... September 13-15 Courtland .............. October 4 Delaware ............... October 10 Desboro ......... September 20-21 Dorchester Station ...... October 3 Dray ton .......... September 25-26 Dreden .......... September 25-28 Drumbo ........ '. September 25-26 Dundalk ......... September 27-28 Dungannon October 5 Dunnville ..-. ....... September 4- 6 DURHAM ........ Se tember 18-19 Elmira ...August 31- eptember 1-3 Embro .................. October 4 Erin ......... .- ........ October 2-3 Essex .......... September 24-27 :Exeter .......... September 18-19 Fairground .......... '... October 2 Flesherton ....... September 20-21 Florence ............. October 4-5 Forest ........... September 20-21 Fordwich .............. October 6 ,Galt ............. September 28-29 Glencoe ......... September 25-26 Grand Valley ........ October 11-12 Goderich ........ September 17-19 Hanover ......... September 19-21 Harrow ........... October 8-9 Hepworth ........ September 11-12 Highgate ......... October 5-6 HOLSTEIN ...... September 25-26 Ilderton ............ September 26 Ingersoll ........ September 27-28 Jarvis ........... September 27 -28 Kilsyth .......... September 26-27 Kincardine ...... September 19-20 Kirkton ............... October 2-3 Lambeth ............ September 19 Leamington .......... October 1-5 Lion‘s Head .......... October 3-4 London (\Vestern Fair) Sept. 8-15 Lucknow ........ September 27-28 Melbourne .............. October 9 Merlin ................ October 8-9 Mildmay ......... September 18-19 Mitchell ......... September 25-26 Milverton ........ September 27â€"28 Mount Brydges ........ October 5 Mount Forest .. September 19-20 Munce} (Lnited Indian) Sept. 26 Neustadt ............ September 29 New Hamburg. . September 14- 15 N01wich ........ September 25-26 Ohs“ eken ....... September 26-28 Orillia ........... September 20-22 Owen Sound ......... October 4-6 Paisley .......... September 25-26 Palmerston .......... October 2-3 Paris ............ September 18-19 Parkhill ......... September 18-19 Petrolia .......... September 18-19 Pinkerton .......... September 21 Port Elgin ........... October 5-6: Rainham Centre October 21-22 Ridcetonn .......... October 8-10 Riplex ........... September 25-26 Rocklxn ............. October 9- 10 Rodne} .............. October 1-2 St. Marys ............ October 4-5 Sarnia ........... September 26-28 Sarnia Reserxe Septembe1 15-16 Saugeen Indian (Chippewa Hall October 4-5 Seaforth ........ September 20-21 Shedden ............ September 19 Springfield ...... September 20-21 StIatfordinle ....... September 19 Stratford ........ September 17- 19 Strathroy ........ September 24-26 Tara ................. October 2-3 Taristock ........ September 24-25 Teeswater ............ October 2-3 Thedford ............. October 1-2 Thorndale ........ September 24-25 Tiverton ................ October 2 Toronto (.CNE.) Au u.g 24- Sept. 8 I nderw ood ............. October 9 \Vallacetown September 27-28 Walpole (Indian) Aug. 29-Sept. 1 Waterford ............ October 2-3 \\ ellesley ........ September 11- 12 Wheatley .......... October 13- 14 \\1arton ......... September 18â€"19 \Virdham Centre .. .pSeptember 27 \Vingham ........... October 9-10 \\ oodstock ....... September 20-22 W} oming .............. October 3- 4 Zurich ........... September 24- 25 It isn’t so far back to when. if a man kissed her hand, a girl thought she was having an excit- ing evening. ' THE DURHAM CHRONICLE 3‘ 15' Cw next Sabbath. 11.00: “MIOSE the Sabbath day.” Luke 4: 16. Everyone invited "to our : Sabbath school at 10.00. Bible Class for adults at 1000. Young People’s Guild on Wednesday evening at. 8 o’clock. As originally sent off, a tele- graphic message simply announced the fact that the ,“Governor had turned. the first sod” of a railway line between two towns in Queens- land, says an Old Country paper. When it reached London, however, it read: "Governbr twins first son.” The surprise of his friends, who knew he was a bachelor, may be imagined when they read in the newspapers that “the wife of his Excellency the Governor has pre- sented him with twin-s, of whom the first is a son.” On the occasion of a shipwreck on the Portugese coast the story was telegraphed to London in French, and, in connection with an; excfljng ennsodes connchyl with the saxing oi the passengers and CPR“, the co111¢1spondcnt added: “I'm; quantitc do hiercs out etc. em 0V eo sur lieu. Sub-editors frnqueutly use the word "kill" for "suppress" 01' “de- leto". but. its use caused a good deal of trouble to a representative attvndin-g a League of Nations con- ference. He had sent. a "too broâ€" \'i«)113" itfim to his papm- about a visit, 01' Mr. Lloyd George. and cabled "Kill Lloyd George.” Within‘ a couple of hours he was amazed to receive a visit from the police. His rooms were turned upside down and an inventory ta- ken of all his papers. He was at a loss to know what it meant. For- tuuately his colleagues came to his rescue. They were able to assuxw the. Swiss authorities that he was not dangerous, and when explan- ations were. l‘orthcomin". on pro- duction of the otl‘emling telegram. everybody harl a good laugh. Their surprise, however, can hardly have equalled that of tho telegraphic clerks who received the cryptic message: "l'nto 11s a child is born eight feet long and two feet wide,” Yet the\ explan- ation was simple. It was not even an error. It \\ as a Iemimler from the Village Vicar to his wife who was in toan of the Christmas text she was to get for the decoration of the. Sunday school, and the dim- ensions of the space it. was to oc- oupy. ‘I The London suh- editor, possibly silffm‘in‘j from acute thirst at the Limo made it, lead: “Largn quantities of beer have been sent to the scene of the \xreck." A merchant away from home- learning of the illness of his wife. telegraphed to his doctor for par- ticulars. The reply came: "Your wife has had a child. If we can keep her from having another to- night she will be. all right." 01' course the letter “(1” in child had been substituted for a second "1”. I} L. ~u~w-â€" When the well-known theatrical manager, C. B. Cochran, was re- cuperating from a severe illness in Spain he remembered that. Sarah Bernhardt was opening her London season, and that it behoved him to send her a congratulatory wire. His concluding sentence was in French. of course. and meant to say, “I throw my homage at your feet." But. the telegraphist made it. “I throw my t‘romage (cheese at your feet,” and, as Cochran re- marked later. “It‘s to. be hoped it wasn't Camembert." -. g _-l “ W5. ' V“..- â€" â€"-._v v _ _ A happy lover was suddenly cast into despair by the message: "Come as soon as you can: I am dying.â€" Kate." Kate herself met him at the station. She explained she had really written that. she was "dying to see him" but, as it made fifteen words instead of twelve. 9". she had cut. off three. “And He (Jesus) catered. 8.5 PRICEVILLE PBESBYTERIAN LAUGHS ON THE WIRE on John Balaz, the “Flying Shoemak- er” who is touring Canada on roller skates, is in the Brantford hospital Sufiering from head injuries received when he was struck by a car driven by D. J. Baker of Sudbury, Penn. The car was badly smashed in trying Modern styles permit women to show discrimination â€" among other things.â€"-London Calling. Guess if aChicago man goes to jail he feels the victim of unjusthdis- crimination.â€"Brandon Sun. to avoid Balaz. this carrying birth control a bit too far?-â€"New York Evening Post. ROWE’S Bakery 8i Provision Store Pastry Flour 24 lb $1.00 Gooils Delivered Anywhere in Town The Finest Manitoba For work or play, for covering a sales territory, for shopping expeditions or professional calls, the Coupe will be preferred. In the water-tight rear deck is ample room for luggage; behind the seat a commodious shelf for small parcels. The deep, roomy seat affords ample space for two, and three may be carried Without hindrance to the driver. Dignified, rich in color and fully equipped. The new Coupe may be bought for as low as $276.00 down and balance in monthly installments. Phone60 E. A'.‘ Rowe The New _ Coupe CRISP Flour $4.50 SMITH BROS. ' Ford Sales and Service Ho was rather his own Hummer. mvn sitting at. the H'stam'ant hvgan Ho was ratlmr incljnml to blow his own trumpet and Hm other mvn sitting: at. the samu table in the l'bstam'ant hvgan to rusvnt it. "All right." said the man who l'mlivvml in himsolf. "I‘ll slmw you it's nut all talk. Mnntion (me thing \un (rant. «in and Ill undmtake to 410 i‘. m\.~tv°."ll GET A GEVABRT FILM TAKE YM'H NEXT SNAPSHOT with a GavaeI-t Film. They're per- fnct. The Variety Store. "Man" said (mo of his companâ€" ions. you‘w a sport. I can't pay my bill. for a start, and I accept. your umw. Special Prices for the School Opening “School Days” Bring the Boy in a let us fit him out. Boys’ Caps 50c. 75c. B o y s’ C o t t o n Sweaters ....... 35c. Boys’ khaki blouses 49c. Boys’ stripe blouses 59c. Boys’ Braces ..... 25c. B o y s ’ Sweaters, fancy ......... $1.50 Boys’ 4-piece Suits is Tweeds. Coat, Vest, long and short pants ' Special Price $9.50 Boys’ Suits Fox’s Serge Coat and 2 pr. Bloomers Boys’ odd Pants in Bloomer or Long Prices from ...Sl.00 Come in and be convin- ced that we have the Best Goods at the D. M. Saunders Ian’s 8: Boy's Beady-to-Wcu- Special Price $8.99 A Real Sport Durham PAGE 7.