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MoFARLANE 00. Sn 0m Samples Before Buying. Choice Clover Timothy 8: “Op open every afternoon. All REPAIRING promptly and prop- erly attended to. kW. 0. COMM. Pumps of all Kinds. If you Want a win (-1 can and see the Racycle m Gordon’s We know you'll npprwintc im good points, and it has many. The new \vln-els are here noxxymul the Catalogues - - W. D. CONNGR this week’s sumac“? fwfla‘éifis We are detirminsd this: car t0 pnmn'e the very st seals obtainable, special attention being given to theii purity. M Lowest Market Prices. BMW“! Galvanized and Imn Pipâ€" ing; Brass, Brass Lined and Iron Cylinders. Other Field Seeds . . . . Screen Doors. Window Screeng, Carpet Sweepers Carper. Beaters. Alahawiun. Ashcs‘tinq. \Vhiting Glimmkcadv-Mixed-Paints, Fur- niture Polish. 31* ml Polish. Har- "0994011 Dx'o'Ssillg. Names-3 Fin- ish. Harness 401;). 30)! Polish. [’Uent anniu-r Raviver, and Olhul' nrticlvs {’70 numerous to mention. 0 Pumps from $2 upward. Racycles. m and Booksellers. Ele"‘X'?r- Light. Lu“)! and Shades. w. an: second to none. . Gordon. April l8.'1901. (f H kinds Manufacturer of And Dealer in â€" have an immense Stock 0' W “‘8' i HP." . that we ate Belting x'cx) (z-h ‘ .p. now have our stock com'plate an! im-i'e you to call and inspnct it are 2 on 12m mm American 8:: [race is the p5 [or mg Hubs”; snme 0' the 'i ‘\ Ii} VS PO“'DER v.‘ : n'rrl" 'H'éfa'l, With ;:'.:'.+ U: Grauiurware R ( irkht I'H . e1 Win 0 woven a mint reliable we 991! the ROCKER V9 Other 'v vv'v Lincoln’ 5 tablets y Set You 7m. Co-o and so. what a lot of flaw-re we give -â€"tor $1.00.- " ‘ 2 “ .......... 506. "d. Stair “ 18 " .......... 14c. 3d. Best table oil cloth 45 inches wide. 21’». yd. 51.35am. Table linen 0% inches wide .......... 5c. yd. r" we white connterpanes 81. (l) and $1. 25 ea. oua spamo PRINTS ARE now' m Grape nuts ....................... Money In at}. afu'i' 3:;35éhéééfiklilid 'Céiv'. Honey ............................ 10c 'lb." In lb. and .5 packages Salada Cey- lou tea (9) ...... 23c" 30c., and 40c. lb. We carry a full line of Sterling Bros. Hand Made shoes for men, woman and children, Try a pair if you want a good shoe. Flam: oil cloth 1 yardflwide .......... 23c. yq. grim mxmmmmmmzzmfi I! you have not tried it. and for free sample, a. taxable taste will mrprine , ~ SCOTT a IOWNR. Chemist. Back of the blood, is food, to keep the blood rich. When it fails, take Scott’s Emulsion of Cod Liver Oil. It sets the whole body goin againâ€"man woman and childi‘ freshed, bone muscle and grain, in body and mind, with con~ tinual flow of rich blood. This is health. When weak, in low spirits, no cheer, no sprin , when, rest is not rest and s eep is not sleep, we are starved ; our blood is poor; there is little nutri- xnent in it. Lincoln medial! EMT. 50.Queen Street, Ottawa. Recommended end for we our blood is rich or poor. There is nothing else to live on or by. When strength is full and spiritshigh, we are being re- yards long, 27 Inches wide, 253 pair " d7 " .653 " 00 42 o. 6. 00 4..) 60 :m 60 hm PI’OSfl’OflOI. . H. BEAN. A magnificent Tonic, puri- fying the blood and clear- ing the complexion. Ner- vous. weak. pale women will find them a positive blessing. Worn out brok- en down men can regain loot. strength end vigor by taking Lincoln’s Tablets. mo: 50 cm. F mm diseases of stomach, Bowels ,Liver and Kidneys. '1 hey are a positive cure for Toronto. 30:; and 31.09; .11 drum LACE CURTAINS. ........... 2Qc p_’_k’g Stomach, Kidneys. a cure for l. 3 O O O ic, puri- s )d clear- ). Neb' women positive mt brok- g | regain vigor by i l ablets. __ a ....... J .. tum u: a resident or To cure rheumatism, and all the that place who had some pork to sell. time you suffer dreadfully. why He sent it to market with his own don’t you get a bottle of Polson’s rig, but could not get what he con- Nerviline and try that? Rub it into sidered its value. 80 he drove it your stifi joints, sore arms, lame around to well known farmer's back, bent shoulders,â€"wherever the sleigh, sent '1 up to the market and pain is. Nerviline has cured plenty received an extravagant price for it. of people in this way. and that ought â€"Clarkeburg Reflector. to be proof enough that it will cure you too. It is an unusually strongl liniment that cures rheumatism in; TOWAGOLD non DAY- unusually quick time. Best house-= T“. “3“" M Qulnm-NM- 4" ' ' " d to f a hold linimont known. 20 cents. ‘som‘ffl‘w_’5r:::..‘hf ‘mmggahhm It’s not always necessary to fear about feeding a man who talks about how much he can eat. When a man brags of having a Jack Knife he can shave with. his face generally looks as if it had been Operated on by a sheep shears artist. A minister should never tell how to make adulterated honey in the presence of a town merchant. Some people haven’t yet learned to stand their teams on the crossing and let foot passengers have the pleasure of going round in the mud. Enquire for THE CHRONICLE if you Want the best local paper. If a deal- er says he has " something else just as good,” let no such man be trusted. When a man is drunk he can tell better than any time else how good a workman he is, but somehow it’s a bad con ition for afellow to be in when he s hunting for a reaponsible job. The Waikerton High School has three students averaging 6 ft. 2 inns. in height. One is 6 feet. another 6 it. 2 ins., and the third 6 it. 4 ins. Judging by their heights they are eligible, we presume, to be admitted even to the \Vaikerton High School One of our Cors. says “ It would surprise peogple if they were taxed in accordance with their own valua- tion.” How in Thunder does he know the valuations. The census enumerators and commissioners are {worn to secrecy. Man that is born of women is small poratoes and few in a hill. He ris- eth in the morning with the lark,and goeth forth to his daily toil. He re- turneth at mid-day, steppeth upon a piece of slippery soap, and great is the fall thereof. Lo ! The Spring housecleaning is being done. | A young lady, who is visiting friends in town‘ dropped into one of of our stores and Said: “It is my desire to obtain a pair of circular appendages capable of being contract- ed and expanded by means of oscilla- ting: burnished steel appliances that that sparkle like particles of gold leaf set with Alaska diamonds and which are utilized for keeping in position the extremities which in- nate delicacyv forbids me to mention.” The clerk had just time to hand out a pair of garters and then fainted. Bob Burdett’s advice to the young men of the country :â€"â€"" My son, fol- low not in the steps of the loafer, and make no example of them born tired. [or verily I say unto you, their business is overStocked, the seats on the corner are all taken. and the “hiding places are all occupied. It is better to saw wood at two hits a. cord than to whittle Wood in a loaf- ing match and cuss the government. My son, whilst thou but left in thy skull the sense of a jay bird, break away from the cigarette habit. for thy breath stinketh like a glue fac- tory. and thy whole appearance is less intelligent than a stone dummy. Yea! thou art a. cipher with the rim knocked OE.” Pants are made for men not for women. Women are made for men not for pants. When aman pants for a woman and a woman pants for a man they are a pair of pants. Such pants dcn’t last. Pants are like molassesnthey are thinner in hot weather and thicker in cold. Men are of'en mistaken in pants; such mistakes are called breeches of prom- ise. There has been much discussion as to whether pants is singular or plural. It seems to us when men wear pants it is plural, and when they don’t it is singular. Men go on a tear in their pants, and it is all right; when the pants go to tear it is all wrong. If you want to make pants last make the coat and ‘vest first. WHERE MEDICAL SCIENCE FAILS O Lord we approach 'l‘hee this ‘morniu’ in the attidude o’ prayer an’ ilikewise o’ complaint. When we .cam’ to this lan’ o’ Canady we ex- lpekit tae fin’ a lan’ flowing wi milk 'an’ honey, but instead 0’ that we found a place peoiiled wi’ ungodly Irish. OLonl in Thy great merry driVe them tae the uttermost pairts 0’ Canady, mak’ them hewers o" wud au’ drawers 0’ watter, gie them nae emoluments. gie them nae place 0’ abode, ne’er mak them magistrates or rulers amang Thy people, but if Ye hae ony (avors tae beetow or any guid lan’ tve gie awa’ gie it tae Thine ain, 'l‘hy peculiar people the Scotch. Malt them a’ members 0’ parliament an’ magistrates an’rulers amang Thy people. But as for time ungodly Irish tak them by the heel an’ shake them ower the mooth 0’ hell but? dinna let them fa’ in an’ a’ the glory shall he Thine. Amen. Tho following was handed in to us as a genuine prayer ofiered by a Scottish clergyman at Caledon some years ago. It was given us by a Scotchmau and it’s likely it was de- livered all right :â€" --â€"~*-â€"o<oo HITS AND 1118838. Markdale is a queer [lace. The merchants there m plenty of money ; you seldondféaf a failure, so it is not done by paying more for produce than it is worth, or by sell- ing goods for :less than ’cost, but they get that name and draw large crowds that might do quite as well or better nearer home. On a dull day occasionally some man with a big family connection will happen in town with a few pounds of inferior butter and an old sheepskin. ‘ A‘ couple of buyers get after him and ‘ run up the price to ten times what the stuff is worth. Immediately he goes home, tells his neighbor what ,he got and the next day the whole ! world and his wife drive into Mark- ’dale expecting the same treatment. They don’t get there ’without spend- .ing money and indirectly the pur- chase oi the previous day acts as an advertisement. Let astranger drive in alone and try to sell a sheepskin or the beet @butter for cash, and no matter how dull the day is he will get no more than his goods are worth. A good story is told of a resident of that place who had some pork to sell. He sent it to market with his own rig, but could not get what he con- sidered its value, so he drove it around to well known farmer's sleigh, sent '1 up to the market and Send tor a free sample of Courthozone, gm. nnteed to cure Catarrh Bronchitis. Asthma. and Hay Fever. In order that every sufl'erer in Canada may test the marvellous cur- ative properties of Catarrhozone we will mail free to any address, a twenty days trial, sufficient often to cure. Enclose 100. for postage and boxing, and address. Polson 00., Kingston, Ont. FREE SAMPLES ! FREE SAMPLES ! 'l‘hree very beautiful wreaths of flowers were placed upon the casket by Dunrobin Camp, S. O. S., the School Board and Mayor Pedwell The sincere sympathy of the entire community is extended to the be- reaved ones in their sorrowâ€"Clarke- burg Reflector. We feel that in the death of Mr. Allan we have lost. a very close per- sonal friend, and we believe that very many of our citizens feel the same. The funeral was one of the largest ever seen in the town. The Sons of Scotland attended in a body and as- sisted in the service. The funeral sermon will be preached in the Pros- byterian church next Sunday morn- ing by Rev. J.'L. Simpson. Mr. Allan was a faithful attendant and supporter of the Presbyterian church. Every good work had his attention. He was a Chieftain of Dunrobiu Camp, Sons of Scotland, in which he had a benefit certificate for $1000, and he was one of the Society’s best supporters. No member was more interested in the charitable work of the Camp than he. '1‘. G. Idle, of 'l'hornbm‘y ; "Mr? REE inson. of Durham; and Mrs. Clarke. of Niles, Michigan. . Helms made his home here with his elder brother, Mr. James Allan, who has been an invalid for years, and Joseph was in many ways head of the house. His fidelity to his brother showed the true character of the man, and the grief of the house- hold at his sudden demise is keen indeed. Besides his brother, Mr. Allan has three sisters living, Mrs. Mr. Allan was torn at Renfrew- shire, Scotland, on October 20th, 1846. and emigrated to Canada with his father’s family when about five years of age. He lived for about 26 years near Guelph, when he moved to Orch- ardville, near Durham. He served his apprenticeship as a tanner in Mount Forest. He moved to Thorn- bury about 15 years ago and pur- chased the tannery from Whately Bro., and has been in busnness here ever since. For some years he has been in partners with his nephew, Joseph Allan, Jr., under the firm name’of J. J. Allan, tanners and harnessnmkers. Few men in our town would be as much missed as Mr. Allan will be. He was every body’s friend, a genial, clever, publiespirited citizen. He was a Splendid type of manhood; a warm-hearted Scotchman, whose honor and whose character were above reproach. For about 12 years he had been a member of the Public School Board of the town, and occu- pied that position at the time of his death. Seldom has our tom: been so start- Iled by a death, and s Liam has sor- ‘row been so general and genuine ‘ as when it was learned on Saturday morning that Mr. Joseph Allan, 812, had departed this life. Mr. Allan had been troubled \\ ith musclar rheumatism and neuralgia for some time. and had of late been confined to his bed {or a few days, but he appear- ed to be well on the way to recovery, and on Friday evening he said he thought he would get down to busi- ness the next day. Shortly after 11 o’clock that night he took a severe pain in his head. It grew worse, becoming almost unbearable until finally between {our and five o’clock a. 111. he passed away. I DURHAM CHRONICLE. The Late Joseph Allan, Sr. Lower Town. Durham. REPAIRS of all Kinda constantly on hand. 0. McKINNON, For Sewing Machineo, Organs and Pianos, give an a trial. Perhaps you need n new Buggy. We can supply you at utonieh- ingly low prices. lust Received {Lgraesgtpck of Do You Want a1’10"",Inflat'rovv. THE LHRGEST STOCK IMPLEMENT WAREHUUMS Twenty years’ experience and residence in the neighborhood counts for something and enables 11. ll. MILLER to do your business with profit to you as well u to himself. In first-class Companies and at lowest rates, draws all kinds of writings. arranges business quarrels, effects settlements with creditors, sells Ocean tickets, buys old notes and always has on hand farm and village pro rties which lie is willing to trade or exc range for other property. He Does Fire, life . . and Accident Insurance â€"â€"v For sale at Hueri' lo; figures {oi-:1: very easy terms. Farm lands are boungl to increase in price and now is the tune to buy. HE ALSO undertakes the collection of Notes and Accounts, and it is a pretty bad claim that he cannot make some money out of no charge for his trouble If not collected. ‘0!an . . Lauren Ho like to know. We cannot tell you but we CAN TELL YOU that H. u. autumn. the Hanover Conves ncer is lending money on good farm mortgages at lower rstes 0 interest than vou can borrow elsewhere and on very liberal terms and st smell cost. That is the reason'why people sl_l -___.. AL- -A-__,A_.__ __ cost. In” :3 the reason wh people :1! 9ver gbegoux‘nry pass py ot_h§r odors and rvâ€"r-â€" â€"' v- vâ€" travel miles t6 Borrow from Kim: How to Grow our 1 Rigel: of_ your fatty-e oncoou RINGS ! Be Thoroughly Prepared For Business. A large use-rted stock every Bing guaranteed or money refunded. Price: right and to suit :11 peroons. RIPA (RING GUARAN-TIID. W. A. Macfallane. -vvâ€"â€"'â€" â€"â€" the best Wagons made in Canada, and we are bound to sell them at Rock Bot- tom Prices to make room for our Harvesting Machinery. which will be here in good time. â€"â€" a Scufller, or A Cream Separator? If so we can suit you to a T. Of Farm and Domestic Imple- ments ever seen in Durham, it will certainly pay intending purchasers to Call and see our goods before purchasing else- The Season is now on when far- mers will find a pressing need to get some labor-saving device to keep up with the times, and as we have {s that Conn}! of Grey_ Egrmerq would '. J. Elliott, - Principal McK mnon’s all :t - the "Jewellery Store in McIntyre? Bloc; Are you thinking of get- ting the Engagement or Wedding Bing? I_f_ Io GIVE US A CALL. STRA TFORD. ONTARIO. THURSDAY.