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This deservedly .pnlar system by means of chart. drills. ackboard diagrams and other interesting avices brings the following topics within p child’s immediate comprehension: It. usial Notation, Rhythmical Motion. ' ne Key-board Location, Musical , Piano Work. apply to -14-- I. , _ In A. H. Jackson. "I‘ARY PUBLIC. COM MISSION- DOPTED BY ALL LEADING 1011 G. Lefroy McCaul. Denial Dz'n’c/orv. MacKay Junn. Myers Music Method. “I. IRWIN Legal Directory. W. 8. Davidson. 15 PC BLISRED Misflellmz 025$. DOOR EA ST (115 MISS MARGARET'GUN. MARGARET'GUN. Teacher M. M. M. W. F. lexx. X‘QCI, ( )al L" ..e near I b l 'xm'm'm'mW they needâ€"absolm, simple necessities, that were never so much as hinted at in that exhaustive list. And- old Time comes along, and knowing that the man in the new house will never get through bringing things up to it, helps him out and comes around and brings things too. Bring a gray hair now and then, to stick in Tom’s mustache, which has grown too big to be ornamental, and too wayward and unmanageable to be com- fortable. He brings little cares and little troubles and little “trials and little butcher bills, and little grocer’s bills, and little tailor bills, and nice, large millinery bills, that pluck at ’Tom’s mustache and stroke it the wrong way and make it look more. and more as pa’s did. the first time Tom saw it. He brings, by and by. the prints of baby fingers and pats them around on the dainty wall paper. Brings. sometimes a voiceless messenger that lays its icy‘finger on the baby lips, and bushes their dainty prattle. and in the. baptism of its first sorrow. the dark- ened 110nm has its tonderest tie to the upper fold. Brings by and by the tracks ___.‘ ‘Lnâ€"A “rr'â€" _7 c of a boy’s muddy boots. and scatters them all up and down the clean porch. Brings a messenger one day. to take the younger Tom away to college. And the quiet the boy leaves behind him is so much harder to endure than his racket, that old 'i'om is tempted to keep a brass band in the house. until the boy comes back. But old Time brings him home at last. and it does make life seem terrible real and earnest to Tom, and how the old laugh rings out and ripples all over Laura’s face. when they see old Tom’s first mustache budding: and struggling 'into life. on young: 'l‘om’s face. Still old Time comes round. bringing each year whiter frosts to scatter on the .whitening'mustache,and brighter gleams of silver to glint the brown of Laura’s hair. Bringing the blessing of peaceful old age and a lovelocltcd home to crown these noble. earnest, real human lives. bristling with human faults, marred with human mistakes. scarred and‘ seamed and rifted with human troubles, and crowned with the compassion that only perfection can send upon imperfec- tion. Comes, with happy memories of the past, and quiet confidence for the future. Comes, with the changing scenes of day and night: with winter’s storm auu bummcr’s mum; uumes, With the. sunny peace and the backward dreams of age; comes, until one day the 0}“) of the relentless old reaper rests upon 01:}. Tom, standing right in the swarm 11112.1". the golden corn. 'l’ixo sweep of the noise- less scythe that never turns its «9113?. Time mssos «m. 01d Tom sceps 011605 young: lum’. ‘ way and the cycle of :1’ lifw is complete. The Automatic Clothes-1i .5) Reel. .\'0 one who lived in Burlington that year. can ever for-grit the. first; prm'timl test that was mate, of tho famous “Do- mestic Automatic” clothes-line reel. It was a curious and powerful bio of me- chanism, and was the invention of a. man who lived nn Barnes street. This man used to he grvvinusly afflicted ho- test that was math: 01 tho Iamous '- uu- mestic Automatic” clothes-line reel. It was a curious and powerful bio of me- chanism, and was the invention of a man who lived on Barnes street. This man used to he gruviously afflicted ho- caus‘u the Scandinaxian lady who super- intendod tho weekly wash day ceremon- ies as his house always took great pains to leave a not- work of clothes line spread all around. his hank yard. And when ho made complaint- r.o hor about in she ad- dressed him in the musical accents of Christim- Xilss'on’s n 1tiw 12111211 1:: , an”. overwhelmed him \xith :1 torrent of uln- (mencc that he could not understand. And W hen he rc.111011.<trz1te1l with his wife, and (laughter about it they laughed him to scorn, and his daughter who Was educated at Vassar, and can hustle her terrifiL 1i parent out of the house with one hand, told him if he interfered any 111 011- in that department- around the house he’d get drowned. in the Wash tub. be this man sufiered. One bitter cold win- ter morning: he ran out to the wood-shed after some kindling. and the first line caught him under the chin and pulled his neck out till it was a. foot _Lzlon ,,_, and his neck out till it was a foot long, anu he ran into the house and frightened his wife into fits by his terrible appearance, and she threatened to apply for a divorce if he ever made faces at her that way again. It was nearly three hours before his neck shrunk back to its natural size. And a few nights after that he was all dressed to go to a party with his family, and he went bounding down the back yard to see that the alley gate was fast- ened, and a slack line caught him amid- ships, let him run out the slack, and when it hauled taut. just picked him up, tossed the breath out of him, turned him clear over, and chucked him down on his back. splitting his coat from the tail-buttons to the neck. And he could- n’t move, and he couldn’t speak, and he couldn’t even breathe, only about thirty cents on the dollar, so he couldn’t answer his wife and daughter when they screamed to him that they were ready, : and they concluded that he had run away 1 l l l I v 1 l to avoid going with them, so they went off without him, and never came back till eleven o’clock, and. the man lay out in the backyard all that time, trying to die. And one time after that, he was jogging across the back yard with his arms full of about three hundred pounds of hard wood, and he was laughing like a hyena at'something he had read in The Hawkeye, when a clothes prop slipped just as he passed under the line and dropped on his head, raising a lump as big as an egg, and as he fell forward. another line caught right in his mouth and sawed it clear back to his ears, so that when he smiled the top of his head only hung on a hinge. ,1‘__ _‘g._‘_‘j -c â€"â€"a Well, these things naturally weighed on his mind and depressed him, but they set him to thinking, and he went to work and invented a patent clothes- line reel, which was inclosed in a heavy cast-iron box, and was worked by a powerful automatic arrangement. You only had to wind up the box and set it for a certain hour, just like an alarm clock, and at that hour the reel would go 01!, and pull on the line like a team of mules, the spring hook at the other end of the line would let go its hold and that line would be rolled up at the'rate of a thousand miles a minute. He said noth- ing about his invention, but put up the box and told some lie about it to his . family. which. is a way men have, and i he set it for 7 o’clock p.m., and wound it up strong. Then he watched Miss Nilsson’s compatriot run out the line and adjust the hook, and he went away. About 7 o’clock that evening, while he was toasting his feet. at the fire and reading the almanac, the family were disturbed by unmisrakable indications of afight goingon in the back yardbe- tween a hurricane and an earthquake, in which the earthqnalge appeared to_he 9W8 a iY ROBE {'1‘ J. BURDE'I‘TE. a: m The . “Somebody’s at the clothes line!” ' screamed» the man’s daughter. é “Good heavens!” yelled the man, , “hadn’t; you taken the clothes in?” “No!” chorused the women. nu; wnrte snnc~mons; ciomes pins, and little brass buckles; were flying like hail.‘ The reel in the iron box was mak- ing about 60,000 revolutions a minute, and was whirling around like a.thrash- ing machine,‘ and the line was tearing around the posts likeastreak of runaway lightning, and the clothes were trying to keep along with it, and around the posts they were ripping, tearing and snapping more than any cyclone that ever got loose, while whele the line shot into the hawse-hole in the iron box, the striped stockings and white shirts and things, and flannels. and yarn socks, and undershirts and more things. and pillow-slips, just foamed and bulged. and tossed wildly, and ripped, and tore, and scraped, until the yard and air were so full of lint that it looked worse than an arctic snow storm. Oh, it was dread- 'ful. It was terrible. Everybody shrieked in dismay. “No!” chorused the women. The man thought he would save what was leftf He sprang at the clothes line. He caught the flying hook at the end with both hands, and the next instant, before the terrified eyes of his shrieking Wife and. daughter,he was jerked through the hole in the iron box. a quivering mass of boneless flesh, while his glisten- ing skeleton fell rattling upon the porch. They gathered his frame work 011' the porch, and unlocked the box and drew out his covering. He was not dead, so deftly and quickly had he been removed from his framework. They sent for the doctors. but their skill could not avail to get the man together again, and now he sits, limp and boneless, in a. high- backed easy chair, sn‘iiling sadly at his grinning skeleton, which sits in a. chair on the opposite. side. of the lire-place, grinning - soein'nly at its counterpart, and rattling horribly every time it crosses its bony legs, or scratches the top of its glistening: head with its gaunt, lleshless fingers. And thus that poor man will have to drag: out a. dual existence until death comes to both of him. It is u 1. nin- ful. expensive life, for the skeleton eats fil-it- as much as the flesh, and the flesh has taken to smoking: ten cent cigars, an «3; the skeleton can’t sleep a wink m:- i-A-zs. it has a big hm. whisky every night at hed time. And all this is the result of :vivked, wicked eerelessness. A terrible “ear iing to women who leave the clothes.- Ilee up after dark. ¢ 8. 3316111111 «sauce of Exhibition Dav “Well, no,” 131111 1105' 5:11 i. “the thing lidn’t go 011' 0):: 1(‘tiy; 15 e.\ \"110011311. You we, I vast t’me sirh boy in the 0111354. that. was next; to 11111. 1117:1111 “11131161111. class 1'111'1111111 left: in from, and I was pretty 1111:: the first, bov 0111113. 1111 to 1111111111111. 1 'Izui {I116 11. mightv «11011 ready 111111 had :1. 131111;; piece 131111 1. M1, is “as a. rip st: um i. 1.- And the bm siqhuu as ho paused tn lift: a. segment; out of a green: 1333310, and placed in where is would do the 11:05:13 good, for u. cholera (imtor. We asked. what piece it; was. good, for 1; 0110101“ ductor. We asked what pivce it; was. “Spartacus w the (‘dzzdiatnrsfi’ he sa'd. "Just an 0111 hp mkur of 11 pismu I at- it all bv hourt‘, 11.11! used to go clear 1: tn the Cam 11110 m 11 hearse and hook stm 1131'1'195. 011‘. Fitcfx”â€"-Mr. Fitch was 1111- buy’s EK'k'Cl'lit‘JK', (me of the finest: (".lllii‘ittul'S in the stateâ€"“hf! taught 1111' 1111 £111! grstuws 1111-11 11111 "Tums and 11111) 12111119. 112.11 < Jul 1 was just: laying over 1110 1119:3051 111.111 in the puddleâ€"” “l‘lxmlli11g all 3:21;? cmupetitm‘s. prob- ably 3. 1'. Fitch 911141." We suggevsti’sd. “Yes," 11111 my 39311811,. "3121’s :1 Coney (1'1 (:yclugu-dn 011 {119 putter is old I itchy. 1311:. him 111111 3111». w: 9 both dc 1d s'cx-u 1 Was 1211111’ to skin the rug off the (‘0 h .1) ‘ (1'1 (:yclugu-dix on {116‘ pm I imhy. 13m. him and 3m». w 5211' 1 \‘ms guin’ to skin the bushâ€"W “Win all the lumurs.” we room" " sz.” he said, “and the way it went off was; haul. You 8%», I diln’b feel may in my Sunday clur'zws; (m u wv '1; may to h-gin with. And my collar was ‘u'm tight, and my necktie was too blue, and l was in a hurry m :10: off early. sn 1 only blacked the toes of my bonus. and let's riw heels as red as: :1. concert; ticket. And {no crowd them:- wus in the scluml-htmsv. Jznmnel. Everybody in their good clc‘mlws and everybody looking solemn as Innnduy morninn‘. When my name was ‘alled something came up in my throat. as big: as a football. I couldn‘t svullnw it. and I couldn’t spit, it; out. And when 1 gm; up on the platformâ€"oh, Godfrey's cordial! did you ever see a million‘ heads without :my bodivs? IOU \‘uu. 7-4.. “- \‘w £0.15 ashamed of our limited experi- encv “him We conflssed that; we could nun re tall having witnessed such a. phe- nmnunnn. 1 “i never did till then,” the boy went on. “but they were there, for a. fact, and I began to remmuber when these heads dune-d round and round the room that I had been forgetting my piece in the last five minutes just us‘ fast as I ever for- got to fix the kindling wood at night. but I commenced. I got along with ‘It had been a day of triumph in Cnpuu‘ and “Lentulus returning with victorious eagles’ and all that well enough, but when I got on into the heavy business, I was left, sure. If Spartacus had talked to the gladiators as I did, they would have thought he was drunk and hustled him ofi to bed. It was awful. I stumbled along until I came to ‘Ye stand here now like giants as ye are. The strength of brass is in your rugged sinews, but to-morrow some Roman Adonis, breath- ing sweet perfume from his curling locks, will with his dainty fingers pat yourhred brawn and bet his‘ sesterces upon your blood?’ “ - I. .c. “fiat was excellent, capital,” we said, applauding, for the boy had growled off the last sentence like a iirsp iieavy villain. “Oh, yes, is it though?“ he saw, With 1 some asperity. Z “Well, that’s the way I was going to i say it that Friday, Hut what I did say 3 was ‘The strength of brass is in your? rugged sinews, but toâ€"morrow afternoon 1 (you see I got to thinking of a baseball match) some Doman Aronis breathing sweet perfumery from his curly socks, will pat your bed rawn and bet his sister sees your blood.’ ” “Did they laugh?” we asked. “Oh, no!” he replied, with an inflec- tion that type won’t take. “Oh, no; they never smiled again; they didn’t. When he says, ‘If ye are beasts, then stand here waiting like fat oxen for the butcher’s knife.’ I told them, ‘If ye be cat fattle, then wait here standing like a butcher for the carving knife.’ And I got worse and worse until it came to this, ‘Oh, Rome, Rome, thou hast been a tender mother to me. Thou hast taught the poor timid. shepherd boy, who never } knew a harsher tone than a flute note, to gaze into the glaring eyeballs of the fierce Numidian lion, even as a boy upon a‘ .lapghingml. Thoufhagt taught him §§-- 15‘ Rdbdiif‘ I. El'i $5.3}; ihough?” he séid, with -.-;n 'z'r'ru. ently cor- (Y P" co Brita u‘fié afiom ‘nurougn reggae. nuns of mail and brass and warm it: in the marrow of his foe’ ” ' “Bravo!” we shouted. ‘ Cheese it,” he said, sententiously; “I didn't say it just that way. I said, ‘Oh Rome, thou hast ten a binder mother to me. Thou hast taught the poor boy who never knew a. sheep note to glare into the laughing ear of a fierce Numidian eyeball even as a. lyin’ boy at a girl. Thou hast taught him to mail his ragged brass through swords of link, and marry it in the warmer of his foe ’ ” “And then?" we asked. “I cried,” he said, “and went down. Everybody was cryin’. They all had their faces in their handkerchiefs or be- hind fans, and was shaking so it nearly jarred the school house. ’ “You should practice elocutlon during vacation,” we suggested, “and you will not fail again.” He bolted the rest of the green apple, threw his bare feet up in the air, and walked around on his hands m little circles. “Don’t have no speakin’ in va- cation,” he said. And we knew that, boy-like, he was going to let the day and the morrow take care each of its own evils, and we won- dered as we came away how mzmy fathers would recognize their own boys in the hero of this sketch, and if dear old Fitch, the oldest bov, with the clearest head and the tenderest heart we ever knew, would remember him. 1 1 the nose 01' the oh.7.in pump :.nd the l7.' :red girl “out out :m'i pumped till her : :17. ms :iched (:1eur do.\ .7) to her heels, and . r': 1 n t old Mrs.13ilderi)::(:l< the cistern had E :prung z: leak and '..'::.7: dry as 9). bone. '_ And. then Mrs. i):1d-.-:7E,~:::7k, declaring: she 1 know 1:.tt'er, went .1); and turned the \(i :71 till 17.:17 hedi :'-":'.’:111'1 and she gave 1 7.1;), and 31': ss l)1(::..)..L .. went out and 1 turned till she (7.7.71 17d, and then Muster H;1~1wrh:u-1:, rather than go to the neighâ€" hair's {or we tor. went out an :1 fixed thv'7 . 7.7.2::11) :m.i (7:). n: in to he ])I‘iliS7.,‘d. 17.1 \.::s dniv prais. .1 wit h the slipper, for he 111'1 1: 7:11 Wait: hed. 1e put an Old lust 37.7. .7.- .-; 11:7:7- vmoker in the kitchen stove; he. insured :1 steamy run of strange visi- , t :rs 1'1): about two hours, to the great ~ :::7.7.::7.7.7n)ent of his 11101.119‘111111 sister, by 17177111112: :: p:'.u::rd on the porch step, 3 plainly» seen from the street, but invisi- 1) )1e from the front door. “\l’m wanted to drive carriage; $3.) :1 month and heard.” Mrs. Bildorlnuk drew :1 Sim: of relief when she heard Mr. BUS step in the h: :11, um. informed her son that as soon as his father (7: line in he should be duly informed of all that had been going on. A most impressive silence followed this remurk , and the. trio in the sitting-reel): . listened to Mr. Bilderheck‘s heavy breathâ€" ing as he diw ste d himself of his wet boots. and pr.7;):7 77r...1 :) assume his slip- pers. Master 1111:: : 7-‘7;:.r:1< s face were an expression of the deepest concern. Master Bilderbuck had been home all day, confined to the, house and born by the rain, and excited by the prospect: of unlimited fun during the long vacation. H0 \‘218 1-1. blossinu‘ m hi: mother and sister. and his affect-inn: m1. parent. caught; her death of cold by running after him in one stocking foot, searching: out the tender places in his nature and anatomy with :1 four and :1 half slipper. H13. tied one end (11’ his sister’s ball of crochet cot- ton to the fly-wheel of the sewing ma.- cldne and the other around the tail of tli<1 cat, and by tho :i11 11. his moth 1' had sewed half “113' 1.2.1:: (1:111 (11' 11111 l :12: seams in Mr. Iii! ’--;~i1;11.l{‘.~; 111:1: 14111.1, all 11111311. 1‘ew yards (11‘ 1:11:11; conton 1:111:11. chaotic.11111551111111.11; Lh'm llv- wheel and shaft, and the (31111 was W11 1lt; sing in and out: of the. kitchen. sprawling 111011;: backward, tail strznszlm :18 :1 pokerlur up and (fives 1111111110. Fl‘.:’.'.li':];.: .‘ 1113. spitting, 11.1111 mx (11.1 11;: like 1:19.11 and Mrs. iiilder- buck and 1111.11 (inuglm-r 1 ‘1111 11.13.1‘. upon the table and. shrivkmi till the wimhms rattled v.1'liil1 Muster Bildg r'ozmk, hid l1.1E1in(l thv 11111111111511.1150 in tho kin-hen, lay: (1mm on his 111.01: and laughed :1. winked gurgling kind of 11. laugh Then 1111 worn: out and 1111111111111 11. potato into Suddenly the silence was broken by a ' shout of astonishment and terror, fol lowed by a howl of intense agony, and there was a clattering as of a runaway crockery wagon in the hall. rl‘he affright- ed family rushed to the door, and behold Mr. Bilderback cleaving the shadows, with wild gestures and frantic gyrations. “Take it 011',” he shouted, and made a grab at his own foot, but, missing it. went on with his war-dance. “Water!” he shrieked, and started upstairs. three at a step, and turning, came back in a single stride, “Oh, I’m stabbed!” he cried, and sank to the floor and held his right ieg high above his head: then he I rose to his feet with a bound and ‘ screamed for the boot-jack, and held his ‘ foot out toward his terrified family. “Oh. bring me the arnica!” he yelled. and with one despairing eifort he reached his slipper and got it oil, and with a groan as deep as a well and hollow as a drum, sank into a chair and clasped his foot in both hands. "Look out for the scor- pion,” he whispered lioarselx “I’m a dead man.” Master Bilderback was by this time . out in the woodshed. rolling in the kindl- ing in an ecstasy of glee, and pausing from time to time to explain to the son of a. neighbor, who had dropped in to see if there was any innocent sport going on in which he could share. “Oh, Bill, Bill,” he said, “you wouldn't believe; some time toâ€"day, some how or mm, a ibig blue wasp got into the old man’s l l l l l slipper, and when he come home and put it onâ€"oh, Bill. yen don't know!” The “a: a: dv Boy. “‘Willie. you 1:: a} finish this pi-ove of pie if 'you‘ wzmti ’snid motlwr. "it isn't enough to save." “Mother." raid Willie when he had finished it. “a boy in the family 001st in very-handy when there is a little bit. of pie left over. doesn’t he?” Poor man! He can’t help itl He gets bilious. 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