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Miss Ann 'l‘iqun has jest took a job with Ware-mans ,jvwo-lry and wgo-tahlv dvpurtmvnt. Ann claims In knnw hm' onions. but were \vnnolm-ing snmowhat if she knows lwr kal'als. also. hlll'lll llII- I'I't'nnl Inlol sin-ll in MIIIl lininvis' llv \llil used up luvnh- No IlIIll'IIIs “Ullh of all“- lInl in his nmnnslIino- lIzIIII‘l l0 kl'l‘p il, l'I-nm fro-win. ‘ .‘nl'l' Illll'lllll llw llhIIg (Ipnlor slam- in Tlll'llo' III-wk last night. Di'iwr NI-wl HIIIlIl says optimism may be all right, but twill work a heap hPNl‘l° with good brakes. Fuller Knox. jest in from (-ullln emwlwoml, sniol twenlol he a tarnal fine lhing il' them new fang dangled razm- lpl'aale slnarpeners kin ever be made ln wnrk on the family ax. Amns Km-lm'. who just movml from tho- South. whilst agoin to wovk ohu'in a 1°N'Pnl. cold spell. felt. somvlhin oh'np. 4min hack to 100k {91' it. lm fnuml laying on llw side- walk his slau'lmm'd Par. walk his smrlmanl var, 'l'rip .\l. ghown. professional wro-stlmz who is visitmg Con Tor- tion of H10 HumpinyJumpin Circus awintm-in hvro- at Sudz Mudz Stadium. thre-w a large party at the Cornhusker Hotel Tues night, and got. paid] fm' {lnin .it_. (From The Linotype- News) If your paper haint comin. then your subscrnption haint paid. If we have as much pros erity in 1928 as we had rain in 1 27. then tlwrvs gonna. be a lot of it in Mud Corners and hereabouts. Granny Putts thinks slws got a guool juko- cm Newt. Budd. Last fall Grannys lmss dim}. so she borrowed «m» from Xth m (“at up two stacks nf hay on hand to lump it from boin \mstmi, lmm Hicks. arm‘lin that. his fam- ily m-mlml mom- vxm-risv. won! and lmught a amnmohilv fur hisself and two “ushtuhs {01' his will» and clapghh-r. _ ‘ 'l‘ilford Kf'l'l' says the best thing about nwnin a auto is lw'll haw somo-lhin nice to ridn tn the poor- housu in. Whilst \w 'lIanint sayin who, one of mm aIIpII-I l'a'ln II-z-ulms nmws so often that. m cry vtimo he goes home his chickvns IIIn tn him to git thPiI‘ feat timl, V Utto Look is takin a mail course fer makin him a salesman. The forty-first, lesson was on proper carryin of his valise, and all last week he lugged a half bushel basket full or shelled corn round town. He expects to graduate at the post- on'iee ex'aminatinn between now and 1938. i Sudie Trapser is slowly remnis- sin from a cold contradicted aha recent datv. After readin the sign, “Street closed; change over to Summer Bwt..“ \\'illj_v Stutter went and bought some lighter underwear. Lat’v Whittier, editor Oak Holler B00, smiolvnly lost control of his nmv runalmnt Tues, he havin got lwhinnl fmu' installmvnts. Hima Digger, Mud Corners coal minor, is ono» [o-llm' makin money by runnin his busim-ss in tlw ground. Link “hipanswer, Spare driver of Newt Budds stage, arrived in town today. havin bin on the way Since last. November. Link says abmit the only changes he kin see in Mud Corners is that. the whittlin sticks is a bit shorter, and the whiskers a trifle longer. lj'ushion not»; Ahmrdin to Lura Bongo. short skirts wont b0 worn n0 longo-l'. Chm: Livnfm' reports its first robin for 1928, Hm'eabmlts its gain on all Hm time. Thu must vlm'atin thinghappvnin in Mud Cm'nvrs this “'ka was when Buh'h Stnix's slartml a fire in his furnacn with gasoline. ‘- Sow thumbs frum Iingerin Christmas «Mauls '0 SW' if HIP) W83 engrawcl is Hookm- \mxs chiéf ail- mt'llL as \\_‘c_' gm to) plows today. Om ioh-a of a {mod job would be a chhlsiw pmtogvapher of total eclipsvs, which only last thirty set-{mob and happen about once in a hfvmnon A m-w danghh-r has arrived at. the homo 0f Honkvr Yaw. Shes bin name-d Rosy after her daddy’s nose. Ground hog day has come and worm. and. likv all othm' national holidays. (was (-vlphratml in Mud Corners. In Hm «wonin a bi git- togethor and dance was had at. Imgtn-e nwetinlumsv. but. like the ground hog. nobody come out. If that there posky vm'mit. saw his Shadder. ho musta hin usin a peris- cope. ‘- s A. II After showin in .‘lucl Corners all week. the. "their Toms Cabin” troupe mm'eol Hver to Oak Holler and went busted. Not a bein enough room in Sudz )lmlz stad- ium for the ice crossin scene, the crowd at each showin had to walk Hp Turtle Crick to see. Lizey do it. The (logs were good but, had tarnal poor support, A .Q -n n A. At a meetin of the Mud Corners town emmril Tues night at the \Varm Stove Club. in Newt Budds livery emporium. next. to the Trib Office. twas derided to list and tie up all pests hereahcmts, But later the motion was killed by a nine to one decision. a fearin there would not he nobody left fer to do bus- mess with. Easily Settled Sam: “Whon’re you going to pay me that $8 for pasturing yan hpifm"? I’ve had her nuw for about no wwks.” A. -\' Hiééxfi’fl-w hy Sam the critter aint \xorlh moren Q19.”_ Sam: "Well, s’posin’ I keep her for what you owe me?” Hiram: “Not by a Jugful. Tell vou what I’ll do. You keep _ her her.” "Pa." “YM. my son." “What is a flapper?” . . “A flapper. my son, is g woman who does what an old maid would like to do and has not the constitu- tion to stand it.” . - .u-wv wevks longer 811’ you can haw 91' a Strong In Either '3 April 1., 1028 The April meeting of the W. M. S. of Knox church was held in the schoolroom on Thursday, April 12, with Mrs Mather presnding. The meeting opened with singing and as this was the Easter meeting the responsive reading irogram was used. Prayers for t e continents were given by different members and the roll call was answered with a text on joy. The Visitor’s report and other matters of business were disposed of. that of the Treasurer’s report for the 1st quarter being very satisfactory. The topic “The Give and Take of Missions” was taken by Mrs. Thos, Brown who spoke very ahly on this phase of Missions. Then followed a duet by .\lrs. Stoneouse and Miss Jean Hepburn. "Beautiful Garden oi Prayer" andtliis was greatly enjoy- ed by the society, Miss Margaret Hunter read the story “Has Any (me Been Umitted". a very apprOpriate story for this season and a question that. might well he asked by those in this land where all may enjoy the llnSPal't'l’lalllR riches of the (inspel. Mrs. John Bell finished her financial report. dealing this time with the needs of our own land. The meeting closed with the liaster hymn. "The Strife is O‘er" and prayer by Miss )lctliirr. KNOX W. I. S. Mothm' nf Um world famous avia- tor. and herself an ardent devotee of the fastest. means of travel. Mrs. Evangeline'Lindhm'gh reached TO- mnto to attend Hm ()J‘LA, conwn- tion aftvr a sl'medy trip by aero- plane from Dotl'oit. The. above THE DURHAM CHRONICLE photomaph, takon just, after tho. arrival! shows from left, to right: 'IIUSIBU Mrs, Edith L. Groves 01' Toronto. Miss Maud Dawson. life- long fiiond of Mrs. Lindlwigli who accompanied her to Toronto. and Mrs. Linclhmgh. 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